shocker

one who shoots fire from his penis if for no other reason than immortal super powers explained or otherwise. one who shoots electrical current from his penis for reason tied to and not tied to use of barbiturates in conjunction with pabst blue ribbon. one who can jump start a diesel front end loader with his penis.

yo, dude give yer girl the shocker?

eff no, dude IS the shocker.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

Vulcan Shocker

A variation of the shocker where the middle finger is also inserted into the "pink" along with the pointer finger. The Vulcan shocker slogan is, "Two in the pink, two in the stink." It is a reference and memorial to the Vulcan "Live Free and Prosper" hand signal.

Picard: So Geordi, how'd your date with Dr. Crusher go?
Geordi: Oh man, I tells ya, it was DA BOMB!
Picard: Oh yeah? I take it she took you back to her cabin.
Geordi: Yeah, man. I tells ya, she's an animal. She would do anything if a brotha just axed.
Picard: I heard once she gave Worf a Dirty Klingon and let Data record it. Man, that's SO hot! Did you one-up that shit?
Geordi: Hells yes, son! I gave her the good ol' Vulcan Shocker!!! Mr. Spock's favorite move!!
Picard: You dog, you! *jabs Geordi's shoulder* That brings me back to the Academy.
Geordi: Yeahs, man, just be careful with Dockta Crusher...I got the herps on my hand now.

by Leonard_Nemoy June 1, 2013

The Spock Shocker

To use your index and middle finger and stick it in the vaginal area, and to use the pinky and the finger between the pinky and the middle finger and stick it in the anal..

Wes wishes he could have The Spock Shocker

by Dave Shearon June 4, 2003

G-Shock

Hitting the G spot of a woman with your penis "shocking" her to climax.

I g-shocked Cindy without her husband knowing it.

by Jilina September 26, 2005

double shocker

Invented by MADebito of IRC, the Double shocker is the regular shocker. Pink in anus, 2 fingers in the vagina...but...The use of the Thumb to massage the clitoris is applied.

Oh my god! I just had to mother fucking orgasms! Thanks alot double shocker!


Osama bin Laden!

by Carlow Motowski February 28, 2005

Da Shocka

Stick yo Pinky in da ass and yo index and middle finga in the pussay!!!!!!!!!!

i gave mai bitch da shocka and she cried

by Rollie York August 21, 2006

Super Shocker

When "two in the coot and one in the poot" involves fists and a third person, implying loose whore.

I heard Karen's been around the block more times than the garbage man. One time they were giving her the super shocker, and she was so loose, a midget doing jumping jacks fell out.

by Jodi S March 2, 2008