status

of the utmost regardlessness

Status.

by Cheif September 29, 2003

Status Rape

1.) To physically harm an unwilling and unsuspecting friend's reputation via a joke facebook status. Usually involving derogatory comments and/or slang commonly referring to the male genatalia. Usually done when facebook account is left open or password is acquired by a third party.

John Smith loves *insert male genatalia slang here* in or around his mouth

Wow! Did everyone see John Smith's

status rape?

by Assquatch1 April 21, 2010

rippy status

to be dismissed as an individual who tries to sound smart, but is really a complete moron

yo- that cat tried to drop knowledge, but said some dumb shit and now he's on rippy status

by evolution7 December 27, 2007

Cornell Status

A girl that head is so good she should go to Cornell

Just got the Mayhem that shit was on Cornell Status

by 12343245 August 31, 2011

Status

Status is an "athlete" who dresses to play the role of a great athlete, but cannot perform. For instance a tennis player decked out in expensive professional wear but cannot the game at all.

This "tennis player" was all status when he walked onto the court decked out in Adidas clothing but without skills to back him up.

by Khuuster January 25, 2008

Statusfy

The act of posting or updating your status on one of the many social networking sites.

I'm totally gonna statusfy what John just said!

by mrcpr09 October 22, 2009

Crack Status

Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling.

1: What's up?
2: Crack status chillin, you?
1: Word. Same.

by [lena] January 9, 2008