Tender Squirrel 

One fine, high quality vagina

I gotta get me some tender squirrel

Tender Squirrel by UNl2ated April 17, 2011

Dirty Squirrel 

A man who likes "eating" another man's nuts

Dude, look how big of a Homo he is. That guy must be a Dirty Squirrel.

Dirty Squirrel by THE OG OG MUDBONE December 28, 2015

grey squirrel 

Sciurus carolinensis, known in North America as the eastern grey (they write "gray") squirrel.

It was introduced into Britain in the last quarter of C19th.
Alas, it has generally replaced the native red squirrel (Sciurus vulgaris).

we have a job for you, grey squirrel : you are to travel to exotic distant lands, meet exciting squirrels (excited people) and kill the reds
We know they is habouring mass acorns and they pose a threat,
we read it in Mad magazine

grey squirrel by CarlosC July 16, 2008

Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)

“Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!

Secret squirrel by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018

Dirt Squirrel

A dirt squirrel is a person who exhibits rather irritating annoying behavior amongst others. They tend to have dirty bum holes, poo stained underwear and have unnecessarily large amounts of hair located over the mustache area of the face and lower regions south of the belt buckle. The word can be used in Context

"Wow Hailey you really are a dirt squirrel" or " Hey stop buying smoothies you dirt squirrels" or "Hey shock ramp your a ming mang Dirt Squirrel"

Dirt Squirrel

Dirt Squirrel by thatsrightmate April 14, 2010

persian squirrel 

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

persian squirrel by JP$ September 30, 2003

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

Drunk Squirrel by john August 20, 2003