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kick the spoon 

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
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cunt with a spoon 

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)
man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

The silver spoon

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.
"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."
The silver spoon by A Single Bean January 29, 2022

Little little spoon 

The littliest spoon of all that gets cuddliest the most in any way
Chloe: Baby I want to be the little little spoon

Lucas: Okay imma be the little little spoon after
Chloe: THAT'S A MOOD

Peanut butter spoon 

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it
“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night

Pan Sexual Spoon 

A spoon that likes stirring a pan
I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon
Pan Sexual Spoon by Cazoooo April 21, 2022