Barky Spider

Euphemism for "Fart".

Standing in line at the Movie Theater, I cut a stinky Fart. But to shove the blame away from me I said to my friend,... "Hey.. did you hear that Barky Spider? Those little Barky Spiders seem to be everywhere I go!"

by Kevin Gets December 6, 2009

Snoid

Nitrous Oxide Gas. Or sometimes known as doing whippets. Usually inhaling gas from Nitrous oxide capsules used for making whipped cream.

We were doing snoid all night and today I feel stupid.

by Tuckers July 13, 2006

screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

clock spider

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!

"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"

by Scotty February 7, 2004

barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 5, 2008

Spider Pussy

Old Vagina, usually with cobb-webs. Wrinkly Puss. Old infected with spider pussy.

DJ walked in on his grandma while she was clensing her spider pussy, with a dust rag & some pledge.

by Silver-backs January 2, 2009

Spider Man Bang

When SpiderMan swops from this the sky and goes up to a ramdom girl and uses his wed and sticks it on the girls nipples and uses them as puppets and then 69 her and shoots web in her eyes so she cant see and sticks his cock in her mouth and jacks her off with his web

Dude SpiderMan just cam up to my girlfriend and Spider Man Banged her

by Mc. Pumper Nickel March 24, 2008