spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.

I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.

by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017

Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017

Spankerella

A Disney themed porn that was taken down by disney.

Porn hubber #1: Hey man! Did you hear what happened to spankerella?.

Porn hubber #2: yeah man! Disney took it down. Now what am I gonna do with my Cinderella flashlight?.

by Thatpunk626 May 2, 2017

Slank

Combining Slag and Skank to create the word Slank.

Ms. Griffin showed what a slank she was when she imitated an atrocious and nasty act committed by actual savages.

by Desert Moses June 2, 2017

shlanktipping

Shlanktipping is to act like a shlank tip, or more commonly heard, a jackass. Jackassery and Shlanktipery have many similarities, but what sets Shlanktipping apart is that it is mainly used to describe extreme jackassery.

"Gah, I went on a hike with that kid and he would not stop shlanktipping around. We almost fell off a cliff!"

by BigBock69 beast69 July 5, 2017

Slank

Slank is a general term similar to dank in that it can be used to describe something of quality or to refer to drugs, but with a more slimey, unsavoury connotation.

Give me some of dat slank bruh

That shit was slanky as hell

by Slankyboye April 19, 2018

'spankin gets you 'wankin

Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.

Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin

when Bonnie meets Clyde

by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017