I was relaxing on a bench eating a sandwich when I saw this guy racing through the street at subsonic. He was totally speeding.
by Vomitingseal1432 December 08, 2022
If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.
The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
by charis September 15, 2013
by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010
when you gotta get out quick and you grab you flipflops even though youre still wearing socks for example
by Ayyrex January 05, 2017
Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.
Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.
Person 1: COS?
Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.
Person 1: COS?
Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
by x427 February 16, 2021
When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 23, 2023