Poo snuggler

There are 10 stalls in a restroom, all are empty, except the one you are in. Another person comes in, surveys the situation, decides to shit in the stall right next to you. Only 2 possible reasons. They want to smell your shit vapors and/or want you to smell theirs.

I ran into a poo snuggler at work twice this week. The smell was beyond rancid. I want to scream "Why are you shitting next to me when there are 9 other stalls open!!?"

by Max Rubble March 10, 2008

Pig snop

n. Pig snop, also known as Pizza, a term coined by Anna Nicole Smith (rip) on her reality show.

Anna Nicole Smith on the phone with her son: What are you eating? ... PIG SNOP? ... Oh, pizza.

by queenvag June 14, 2009

Dry Snitch

To indirectly snitch someone out, without actually informing on someone.

Russell flies Tom's Toy Helicopter on to the roof, Tom doesn't know yet. Dave is about to dry snitch.

Dave: Hey Tom, what's this remote control for?
Tom: That's for my new helicopter. Hey, where is it anyways?
Dave: Ohhh... I don't know, I saw Russell flying a helicopter earlier..

by ThatsNotNorml December 23, 2014

Wesley Snipes

The Blackest man alive

I'm serious, Wesley Snipes really is the Blackest man alive.

by Ballysox May 4, 2006

snuffalupagus

1) The large wooly mammoth featured on the children's television program, Sesame Street. He could only be seen by Big Bird
2) A person or thing that either exists only in one's mind or others have never met, therefore think only exists in one's mind.

1) Big Bird and Snuffalupagus are best friends.

2) I haven't seen you in so long - everyone was beginning to think you were my Snuffalupagus!

by Eerbink April 25, 2006

sneak hug

The process of sneaking up behind somone or beside them, hugging them and screaming "sneak hug!" as soon as you do it.

Dr. Cox: Nothing ever changes. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince is still just Prince, my ex-wife is still pretty much my wife, 'Grey's Anatomy' always wraps up every episode with some cheesy voiceover that ties together all of the story lines, which incidentally is my least favorite device on television, Newbie continually will try to violate my no touching policy, and Republicans will forever try to raise-
JD: SNEAK HUG! (sneak hugs Dr. Cox)
Dr. Cox: ...Of course, I would go kill him right now, but he actually just helped to prove my point.

by saucemonkey April 30, 2009

Sniff Kiss

A sniff kiss is a standard form of greeting between family, friends or acquaintances amongst Tongans. It is the act of putting ones nose up on the cheek of another & inhaling.

"Sione, why is your Grandma smelling my face?''
''Relax bro, she's just saying 'hello'... she's giving you a sniff kiss.''
''Oh, churrr.''

by Uida September 16, 2013