simpsplaining

The gist of a complex unorthodox point of view that cannot be disproven nor proven

"Aliens trick families into surrendering their brightest children to University which double as a school but are in fact spaceships. Tuition costs are high because oxygen and water in space are expensive," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the very complex workings between the government and extra terrestrials sharing knowledge in exchange for the students time and money.

by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

Simmer Down

To get drunk and/or high.

Man, I need to fuckin’ simmer down! Simmer right the fuck down!

by LuciferRoyale September 6, 2022

SIMPS

SOMEBODY THAT LIKE AND STICKS WITH GWORLS

MY GUY WENDEEZ WAS SIMPS WITH HOWARE

by HAHAHASIMPIAN October 11, 2022

simisear

The definition of failure; creepy face, middling stats, bad level-up moveset, and worst of all, Pansear is so much better (cuteness-wise). Simisear is so bad that it was rated worst pokemon in Japan.

guy1: heyyyyyy i have fire stone time to evolve me pansear
guy2: dont simisear is ugly if you evolve him throw him in the water

by marill enjoyer December 11, 2022

simm

abbreviation for “spit in my mouth”

Girl: Wdya want?
Me: simm shawty simm!!!!

by Enkommunistjävel February 12, 2023

Simmy

A person addicted to playing, or anything involving, the sims.

Sister: “You’ve been playing that game for 10 hours straight, go eat something.”

Simmer: “No need food, need sims!”

Sister: smh. “You’re such a simmy”

by AN EFFING MONTAGE March 2, 2023