secret

another work for afair, or lover

"so I heard Amy has a new secret!"

"does her man know yet?"

"if he did it wouldnt be a secret anymore now would it?"

(laughter)

by Fiscus April 8, 2008

Secretariat

The goddamn greatest racehorse of all time. Winner of the Triple Crown (Preakness, Bellmont, and the Kentucky Derby) in 1973, his performance at the Bellmont Stakes is considered his crowning achievement. He ran the Stakes in a still-standing world record time of 2:24 (setting the world record by 2 2/5 seconds, or 10 lengths) and beating his nearest competitor by an astonishing 31 lengths. This discrepancy was so large that the widest-angle lenses could hardly capture both Secretariat and his competitors.

Named by Time Magazine as the #35 greatest athlete of all time (highest non-human).

Also the subject of an upcoming movie (2010).

Man, you don't know jack. Secretariat is, and will always be, the greatest horse of all time. His records will probably never be beaten--the nearest competitor is still 2 whole seconds off!

by betelguese05 June 29, 2010

secret islamic

The Secret Jewish Star Found In Many Websites, It Is Said That A Young Jedi Padawan Named Ken Hanobowi Secretly hid these stars as a message.

OMG YES YES Its the Secret Islamic
Did you see the one on YTMND

by Marcus Trey November 10, 2008

secret makeup

to fart on someone and rub the smell into their cheeks like blush

He was turned on by secret makeup.

by AIRZLA January 24, 2008

No Big Secret

One of the first Skankore (Ska,Punk,Hardcore) bands out of Verona Wisconsin, formerly known as "So Called Freedum." Often associated with Torko Tag! The band No Big Secret consists of Evin Nilsson Mandela (bass and vocals) Alyx "Asshole"(drums) Warren-K (rhythm guitar)and D-Vo (Lead guitar)

No Big Secret is awesome!

by Evin Nilsson October 21, 2006

daddy's secret sauce

A mixture of mayo, honey mustard, and fermented horse semen. Often used to on McDonald's burgers and high end lube.

Dude!! Jacking off last night was so great! I used Daddy's secret sauce to lube it up!!!

by PapaDroe January 18, 2017

Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.

definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010