stupid drink

The drink between drinking and drinking too much.
The drink between awesome ideas and awesomely bad ideas.
The drink that ends your night quicker than picking a fight with the bouncer.

You know you're at your stupid drink when:

-You can't taste your beer.
-You are staring at yourself with a stupid grin in the bathroom mirror.
-Your shot is on fire.
-You're slurring your words.
-You're dancing with an inanimate object.
-You're standing in front of a tattoo shop.
-Someone just ordered the second round of kamikazes.
-You just told someone, "I love you, man."
-You are dancing and you think you look good.
-You are talking about racism, religion, politics, or philosophy.
-You are singing to a terrible song on the radio and you think you are impressing people because you know the words.
-You think you can leap tall buildings and outrun trains.

by realpizzaranman September 21, 2009

stupid ass nigga

Kaleb

Kalebs a stupid ass nigga for stealing my memes

by Bruh all the names taken February 13, 2020

Stupid White People Tricks

Much like stupid pet tricks they are amusing for the observer, but demeaning for the participant, whether they realize it or not. Often life threatening, dangerous, unnecessary, and, of course stupid. Including, but not limited to, russian roulette, sky diving, cliff jumping, hiking in isolated areas, letting your kid get in a weather balloon in Arizona, but not really, for publicity. Often SWPT can involve wild animals as well.

Guy 1: Did you hear gary got killed over the weekend?

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: He tried to feed a bear and pet it.

Guy 2: Ah, Stupid White People Tricks.

by Sleepy D February 28, 2010

stupid asian

Surly such a thing does not exist

There is not one stupid asian

by Lion-mousePAD July 26, 2006

stupid bastard

Current president of the united states,
GEORGE BUSH

Oh please..... just watch him....

by Alex Kryl December 22, 2003

Stupid Cupid

Person, usually girl, who feels the need to pair up everyone around her. Often heard saying things like "o.m.g. You know who you would look, like, soooooo cuhyoot withhhh??????" usually about age 14 but can be older.

Damn jessica is such a stupid Cupid last week she tried to hook me up with Stefan, and he's an idiot.

by Dennissqueezes May 28, 2011

stupid ass

a playful word u use with your bestie

"aw, gurl i love your stupid ass"

by huhnotleah November 20, 2018