russian submarine

The act of taking a shit and freezing it, then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse whit the frozen dookie (the shit).

"The dildos were on high demand, so Shaqueefah decided to make a russian submarine."

by Seymoure Assholes April 6, 2007

Russia

Horrible shithole of a country. I hear nobody is friendly there. It's a 2nd world country. A terrible place to live, so bad, that women from Russia sell their souls on the internet to foreign business men for marriage.

At the end of World War 2, Russian soldiers raped every German girl they could get their hands on from age 12 and above. Russians are monsters.

by soniccone July 13, 2007

russia

Russia is country spreading from western Europe to the east coast of Asia. It is the largest country in the world, and has proven to be a powerful force in history. The people have a unique pride and devotion to their country, and would give it all for their homeland.

Unlike popular American belief, the weather most in Russia is EXTREMELY nice. Yes it is cold in SIBERIA and the winter, but that's what winter is. In the summer, there is usually a good average of 70-85ºF.

Also, even though Russia is known for it's vodka, that doesn't mean all anyone ever does is sit aorund drinking till their brains melt. It is true Russians enjoy a good drink, expecially some strong stuff at a family party, but they are not alcoholics.

I find the American fetish with Russian hats and accents really funny. :) To be perfectly honest, the hats they show in the movies must be 50 years old, and the accents aren't what true Russian accents sound like.

Strashna ne smert, strashna nevola!
(Feared is not to be death, feared is to be unfreedom!)

- A Russian saying to live by :)

RUSSIAN PRIDE! (I just had to put that in, because I would DIE for Russia!)

by laduejen2012 October 1, 2007

russia

Really, really big and cold country full of really proud and angry people. We get drunk a lot. People there are lazy but highly intelligent, and usually have short tempers and faces like potatoes... :( Strong military. We have never been conquered. Difficult to get along with but we party hard. Poccia pylet! lol :)

if they look angry and they're wearing galoshes with tights, they're probably Russian.

by potatoface339 November 9, 2009

Russian Flower

While two males are scissoring a female tries to fit both penis' in her vagina

Jessica likes to plant Russian Flowers

by munroe94 December 18, 2010

russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.

when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.

by David Oliver March 17, 2004

rossi

A god like MotoGP racer

Rossi on a TZ125 would wax my ass even if I was on a RC211v.

by He who arises in might October 14, 2004