Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.
Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.
Clyde: What?!
Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.
Clyde: What?!
by Pissed off consumer February 26, 2009
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by lordkabab November 1, 2007
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who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.
by yuba gurl June 25, 2012
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WEHN WALKING DOWN THE STREET YOU SEE A WOMEN BEARING THE MARK OF THE FRANKIE PRO T-BAG STAMP. YOU SCREAM "DAMN THAT BTICH JUST GOT FRANKIE PRO'D"!
by DOCTOR RICHARD VON PRO July 20, 2009
Get the Frankie Pro t-bag stamp mug.Not quite a professional football player. Semi pro football teams are made up of these fatties that used to play in high school, but have since let themselves go. On the field, they enjoy slamming their waists into one another with the secondary goal of moving a football shaped ball around. Off the field, they enjoy wearing extremely tight wife beaters that have the American Gladiators logo on them while wearing tiny shorts. They have to eat every thirty minutes, or they might lose weight, so they buy processed canned meats that smell terrible and snack away even at work.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.
Ian: Is someone dragging a beached whale up the stairs?
X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell
Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.
X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell
Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.
by Ianfection January 20, 2009
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Guy: "Can't see him, I'm Super Straight XS Pro Max"
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