PiddleDump

(Noun)
1. A dump that includes a piddle.
2. A four year old's insult
3. A package deal in which includes both shit and piss
4. A satchel that encompasses bodily waste
5. A substance used by desperate people to create the highly addictive drug called Jenkem(fermented piss and shit)

(Verb)
6. To poop and piss at the same time(possibly in a jar for Jenkem)
7. To take a liquid shit
8. When you shit liquid comes out too

(Adjective)
9. Again a four year old's insult
10. something composed of shit and piss

Example 1
John: Where is Anthony?
Greg: He is busy taking a piddledump.

Example 2
Jack: What are you doing?
Matt: I am piddledumping in this jar so that i may make Jenkem and get high tomorrow.

Example 3
Sarah: Drew keeps trying to rape me!
Morgan: He is such a piddledump!

by MrNathanman November 3, 2009

piddlee

having to take a poo and a pee at the same time.

"Guys, i have to piddlee. Like, right now."

by PIDDLEER. November 21, 2009

paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.

Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.

by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011

Puddle Drinker

Someone who will stop at nothing for pleasure. You could find this type of person smoking pot during church, drinking at an AA meeting, and/or jerking off during study hall. These people don't see the big picture, and are for lack of better terms BASIC. These people are low lives and their attitude brings everyone around them down.

Nicole: Tony is such a puddle drinker.
Erin: Thought you two were happy.
Nicole: Noo, When lucy came to toxic with me the other night... ughh.
Erin: Nooo, what did he do?
Nicole: He was copping a chubby on Mandy.
Erin: Noooo, Thought she done sleeping around after she let Ernie boys run a train on her.
Nicole: Noo, and Tony and I are finished.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

paddleduck.com

I am Aunt Julie and I wrote my 1st book. A collection of short stories growing up in Texas. I had 4 sisters so we have lots to share. My grandfather said I looked like a duck paddling in the water when I went swimming. That is how I became Paddleduck. My stories are for the young and young at heart. I started out writing for children but the adults are the ones asking for more.

paddleduck.com -At the end of the summer Uncle Albert drove us back to Houston and he didn't like to wear shoes. He said he like to let his toes breathe. My mother said he had smelly feet. Teresa cooked spaghetti, lasagna, beans and rice, roast or chicken and potatoes. When she cooked her roast it looked like a log. When she fried her chicken it looked like it was boiled. Grandpa said a big catfish was living in the car. He thought it would be easy to catch it coming out the window. He told Aunt Carolyn to go on the other side of the car and close the door. That fish was so smart that he locked the doors and rolled up the windows.

by paddleduck.com May 29, 2011

piddlekrumper

noun: name given to a person who leaves a group of friends to go get laid

verb: piddlekrumping: the act of leaving a group of friends to get laid

guy 1: where did john go last night?
guy 2: He left with sarah.
guy 1: wow what a piddlekrumper

by orangesurprise December 3, 2011

Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.

1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.

by NashDiggity February 8, 2012