pipe down

v. to have sexual intercourse with a female

I piped down this chick last night for three hours.

by Nautilus June 19, 2005

pipe

1. Another word for a male's sexual organ (see penis, cock, ole johnson, dick, sausage etc)
2. Can be used for transporting water around the country
3. You make smoke from it

"I might just check out that bloke's pipe tonight, kerry"
OR
"Ahhh crap I stubbed my toe on that pipe- it's sticking outta the ground...the council oughta do summit bout THAT!"

by MeezAxx December 3, 2003

pipe shit

The nasty shit that comes out of your hash/weed/oil pipe as your blowing to clean out and sprays all over your girlfriend while she's masturbating.

There I was getting off beside him and what do you know, he ended up blowing his load of pipe shit all over me.

by Jas Uhrig February 10, 2008

take the pipe

1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.

1) Take the pipe, loser!

2) This movie takes the pipe.

3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.

by spim December 21, 2003

Pipe it

To give oral sex to ones penis.

Brit: "What do you want me to do?"

Joe: "Pipe it."

by H1DDEN August 22, 2010

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018

Alaskan Pipe Cleaner

When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.

I love that Alaskan Pipe Cleaner! it really cleans my pipes good!

by oberon and puck have gay sex January 19, 2009