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If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

A 2020s zeitgeist Roman proverb to connote subaltern chimping
Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023
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The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022
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Open as fuck

When your best friend thinks a certain store is closed but you know for sure that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK!
Richie: man that store looks like it's closed...
NIKI: nah that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK
RICHIE:yeah I think ur right
by Lyno Richie December 11, 2022
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Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
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Open the Mailbox

A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.
by FS20Chaos2 November 20, 2023
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Open up the playbook

When a person who is currently sandbagging in an activity suddenly decides to give their full skill/effort into it.

The term originates from American football coaches tending to have conservative play calling until a game-changing scenario shows up, by which they "open up their playbooks" (e.g., trick plays) to gain an edge over their opponent.
The pro Mario Kart player had to open up the playbook against his amateur friends after finishing no higher than 3rd after every race.
by Original Orangutans November 29, 2023
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Open na noor

no sentence, just Tristan dies of laughter seeing Open na noor
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