orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.

If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.

by southland August 18, 2017

Orange'rer'reer'er

When you see something more like an orange than something else.

That apple is more Orange'rer'reer'er than that chair.

by The_word_master_101010101 August 25, 2017

orange crush

When a group of men are sitting around together, they get bored, sit on the floor with their legs apart while clothed and throw an orange at each other's dicks.

Dude, I played this new game, orange crush, with some buddies last night and my dick and nuts got hit hard!

by emerald_gremlin September 20, 2017

Orange Sign

Where somebody with an unlikely background gets the better end of a bargain.

"Joe. I feel empowered. You gave me a job. You did an Orange Sign."
"I know. Even though you are a turtle."

by C L G September 21, 2017

Orange shake

An orange shake is when a male

(Usually red head) inserts a orange in to his anus and proceeds to do the truffle shuffle.

Dan: “ What’s he doing with that orange?!?”
Bob: “ an orange shake!”

by RedHeadWrangler October 9, 2017

orange brick

A person who tries to run a artsy Instagram account with their I-phone taking photos of casual random objects with a photo app probably called 'Retro Film' and then uses a caption we all know they got of Google

Oh her Instagram is a orange brick

by Flw003 April 19, 2018

orange dutch

When you jack off after eating Doritos

After munching on a bag of Doritos, I turned on the computer and made some orange Dutch

by Mustard999 November 23, 2017