new yorker 

Someone who has guts, brains, good looks, and the right attitude. Someone who is able to live in the greatest city on the face of the planet, in the center of the world, and enjoy it.

There are two types of Americans: the fat, ingnorant, obnoxious type that the world makes fun of and that lives in hicksville, alabama type of places, and then there is the NEW-YORKER, the one that is actually smart, good-looking, and that controls the world.

new yorker by Alex July 7, 2003

New Yorked 

When during a routine traffic stop a law enforcement official(s) without provocation smashes a citizen's car window(s) out with a police baton, drags the driver off to the side of the road, and proceeds to unload multiple rounds into their torso with their issued duty firearm.

"When the police pulled that man over, despite his compliance, the police approached his vehicle and NEW YORKED him. Another roadside piracy."

New Yorked by Joe9001 January 13, 2015

New Yorker's Sofa

A large pile of trash bags on a curb forming a large cushion which one could sit on. When you're drunk, lost and your wallets been stolen, the city provides.

"Hey, what it do my cracka jacka, wanna bump?" "Yeah sure homie, I see a New Yorker's Sofa right over there, perfect to relax ourselves upon while bumping the dankest of dope."

New Yorker's Sofa by AssFurter August 30, 2016

Native New Yorker 

Someone who nobody opens the door for

No one opens the door for a Native New Yorker.

Native New Yorker by TheRealMonaLisa March 16, 2021

Redneck New Yorker

Rural New Yorkers from any point in the state west of the Adirondacks and Catskills ("Midwest" NY residents, as opposed to NYC residents, Long Island residents, Westchester County residents, and Upstaters)).

Generally referred to by urban New Yorkers as "upstaters", and by southerners as "yankees". Neither of these groups actually has a clue as to who or what ANYBODY is, if they live over 150 miles away from themselves, since they have never been, nor will they ever even attempt to go that far from their own familiar territory because it would be too much like getting out of their comfort zones.

Urban discussion:
"Hey, looka dat Redneck New Yorker fum da Finger Lakes."
"Finger Lakes, what dey be?"
"Dey be upstate summeres, I guess."
"Oh, by da Poconos?"
"Yeah, probly."

Southern rural discussion:
"Hey Zeke, looka that yankee redneck!"
"Yep, 'at phony's fum Noo Yawk, wa-a-a-a-y-y-y-y nawtha da Mason Dixon Lann an' calls hisseff a redneck!"
"Haow c'n he do dat, livin' in a skasscrapper an' all, lak he does?"
"Hee, hee, hee, y'know, he tole me he lives on a FORM, wit caows an' hosses an' evvythang?"
"Hee hee, Ah ain' nevva heard 'bout yankee formers!"

Redneck New Yorker by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

New Yorker 

Anyone from, or anyone who lives within the state of New York. This includes both upstate and downstate New York. Texans come from Texas; Californians come from California & New Yorkers come from New York.

Person One: You know Steve?

Person Two: Yeah, he just moved here from Rochester, NY.

Person One: Oh, I didn't realize he's a New Yorker.

New Yorker by Surrounded by dolts December 30, 2011

Sloppy New Yorker 

Slang for a male who ejaculates very easily. "New Yorker" comes from the common thought that everything is faster in New York. "Sloppy" comes from two basic facts:

1.)Semen IS very sloppy

2.)A female is usually not sexually pleasured when a male ejaculates after a very short time of intercourse.

Your a Sloppy New Yorker!

Sloppy New Yorker by The Sex Position Artist May 27, 2009