Yerba Mate

Basically just caffeinated tea but for dumbasses.

“ Ey have you tried Yerba Mate before, it’s really good”
“ Shutup”

by JCSL October 10, 2019

check mate

When you go to use a urinal and there is no place to go with at least one unoccupied urinal between you and another man

Man there were three open urinals but this piece of fuck took the one in the middle. Check mate bro.

by lightningweasel December 3, 2011

Mateo

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.

“Hey look it’s Mateo”
“Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know”

by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019

Mateo

Weird and annoying

Omg Mateo is so disgusting 🤢

by Shbkxhdbskxhs jBa October 4, 2020

mate

When something is favourable, that thing is mate.

Aw mate, that was fuckin' well mate.
My mate? He's mate, mate.

by Womsam December 31, 2007

Matea

Matea is another word for a basic human being. Only she's annoying and laughs at everything. Brenden's usually have crush on matea's because n o one knows why.

Matea is so annoying her and that guy are talking and she's just constantly laughing.

by burblurderder July 29, 2016

Mateisha

The name of a godess that should have been placed into her own fairytale. it would have went a little something like this.

Once upon a time, there was a child called Mateisha she was the most precious girl you had ever laid eyes on. light brown eyes, dark majestic flowing hair, cute eyelashes stunning smile. she was born to be a singer. just didnt know it yet. 20 years later she was married to a dashing sexy stud of a guy handsome.they were so cute together. they moved country and made money through helping children and she sang people back to life.WOW which gave immortality. she had 600 babies because he could not keep his hands off her. THE END

great story huh?

Mateisha is kind natured and adorable.

dayum that girl has brown eyes she must be mateisha

by lushywushy October 24, 2012