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Men

So most of the definitions here are just down-right stupid. Everyone is busy defending their own side and making stupid arguments in the process.

Men are humans with XY chromosomes. Boys are young men who haven't hit puberty yet. Just like any other gender, men contribute a lot to society.

Here is what people are saying when it comes to men:
Animals, victims of feminism, power hungry, sex hungry, strong and emotionless.

Wrong
A man can be gentle, feminist, home-maker, chef, non-sex hungry, sensitive and caring. And he is still a man!

His manliness or chivalry or masculinity is not diminished a bit.

A man can also be strong, protector, handsome, ambitious. And he is not enforcing patriarchy!

His ability to make this world a better place or give his family a better life is not diminished!

ACCEPT IT! A man can cry and still be a man and a man can be protector of the family and still not be anti-feminist.

P.S. Written by a XX chromosome
Person 1: Men's Day celebrates the contribution men make towards society and strives to create awareness about men's health
by Theworldkeepsongoinground January 29, 2022
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men menning

men doing men things

ex. being stupid, forgetful, mansplaining, toxic masculinity, overall being an inconvenience to the world
“He forgot about our date that he planned” “Men menning.”
by traderjoes0 November 22, 2021
mugGet the men menningmug.

Men

A perverted male who is narcissistic and an asshole. He also thinks he's the shit, which is a synonym for narcissistic. Also people who I don't like to be around.
Person 1: Oh, my God! Look how hot those men are!
Person 2: Oh, my God! Wow! You have terrible taste in men!
Person 1: You're just mad that you can't get a man.
Person 2: Honey, I don't date men. I date anyone who has a pussy.
by I Like To Snort Cows August 13, 2022
mugGet the Menmug.

2 men in a toilet

When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.
Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."
by Harley Quinns bitch February 8, 2023
mugGet the 2 men in a toiletmug.

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
mugGet the polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual menmug.

Men-Cave

The dark, nostril burdening, moist area on one males body in which any and all frat douchebags and their uncles congregate. Stinking of nothing but gin, stale cigars, sweat, and homo lust. It’s a scent you’ll never forget. Kind of like a dead body. But this one is blood, shit, semen, and vomit.
That boys men-cave has surely seen better days. Did you see how it flapped in the wind and made that growling noise when Tommy started fondling it.
by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025
mugGet the Men-Cavemug.

The Nipple Men

The Nipple Men, also know as NiPz or TNM is a competitive video gaming clan est. 2013
Wow, The Nipple Men just dominated Avt in a clan war.
by NiPz_Napoleon April 16, 2020
mugGet the The Nipple Menmug.

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