Matt

Cocky and honry and flirtatious as hell as well as a bit conceited but he is also kind hearted and honest. He sticks up for his friends whether they are right wrong or just different, he will always be there for you no matter what.

Matt can you stop hitting on me for a minute I need your help.

by Phoenix orr November 15, 2017

Matt

To do a Matt (v.) is when you're unable to cum for long periods of time or not at all.

Guy 1: Dude I heard that you fucked that girl for 3 hours straight and didn't nut. How'd you do it?
Guy 2: Well it was kinda awkward because I did a Matt

by Big d 789 May 21, 2016

matt and abi

Matt and Abi are a cute couple that can’t find any reason to split up , they love each other indefinitely and whenever they are not together all they can think about is seeing each other again. Overall Matt and Abi are a brilliant couple

“Matt and Abi are so cute together “

by Matt Round December 2, 2018

monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004

your matt

Generic insult derived from the name of a young 'Gaming Legend' who, according to law, tries to 'pwn y0ur b4535', and fails miserably every time.

'Jeez, ya Matt... quit eating my motherfucking chips.'

'Haha, check out that stupid Matt over there...'

by Chibiviscerator March 15, 2005

Matt

Matt is the abbreviation of the name matthew . ancient Greeks used it for an ugly beast some people miss interpreted it as sexy beast. Also means the gift of satan this was until Matthew became a follower of Jesus the name became gift of god but it was not what he should of done as he made judus tell the romans where Jesus was. There have been many Matthews since mostly gay, tall, keriths bf, selfish, and backstabbing people. 80% of all Matt's have small dicks and man boobs.

Jeff- what did u do yesterday
Georgia- I slept with this dude he was strangely tall and I think he's gay and his dick is tiny
Jeff- oh Matt

Kerith- Matt is my sweetie
Matt- kerith is ma baby

by tomnalson November 4, 2014

matt

Biggest dick head in the world, think he is the strongest guy ever and wants too smash everyone that talks about a girl named Lianne, Usually they have small penis's and cant please anyone, not even himself.

Matthew Watkinson.

by matthew watkinson May 8, 2010