Lesbian Astronomy 

Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.

Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.

Lesbian Astronomy by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

Lesbian Stick 

A lesbian stick is another form of a dildo. Although most dildos range from two to twenty inches long, a lesbian stick is specifically dimensioned at 12 feet wide and 8 miles long. Derived from the Windows narrator's "It'll fit." sequence. First put together by Dr. Joeseph Dibbles and first successful use by Peri Sossomon. Although the penetration didn't kill her, it left her mind scarred.

"Stick the lesbian stick in me!" "It's too big!" "It'll fit."

Lesbian Stick by Andrew Hoch December 28, 2005

lesbian pussy 

worthless

A pussy is a pussy and therefore fuckable, a lesbian pussy is unfuckable, so therefore worthless.

lesbian pussy by kildar June 25, 2010

Lesbian slut

some slutty ass girl who is a lesbian.....and looks like one too. they are usually unwanted and yell and scream when they see someone not of their kind. if you see one, either run or face impending doom

sarah is such a lesbian slut

Lesbian slut by Jesushateslesbos September 25, 2005

lesbian proof 

car windows that only roll part way down

You gotta open the door, I can't fit this 30 rack through your lesbian proof windows.

lesbian proof by tray420 August 22, 2008

Lesbian Sex 

Two Girls Imitating Woman And Male Sex but with no dick
THIS IS NOT A FANFIC WITH DDLC 😭
Suki was watching TV when here best friends, Natsuki And Monika came over. “Hi Suki!~ How have you been?” Natsuki said as she came in. “Bestie! Hm..what are you watching~?” Monika said. They both came in but Suki noticed that Natsuki had a large object under her shirt. “Natsuki? What’s that under your shirt?” Suki asked. “Uh..Come upstairs and I will show you!”. They both walked upstairs while Monika put a dvd in the tv. As Natsuki walked in Suki’s room, she shut the door. She took it out and Suki’s face become super red. “N-N-Natsuki!- I-..Uhm…” Suki said. Natsuki threw Suki on the bed and took off Suki’s clothes. Natsuki took off hers and put the dildo inside of Suki. “Aghhh…” Suki moaned.

Y’Know what happened ;) sorry I’m very lazy lol

“Ugh I love Lesbian Sex”

Lesbian Sex by UwuSussyShitface January 2, 2022

Lesbian Pockets 

When your front pockets are full of stuff because you decide not to carry a purse. Lesbians don't carry purses so their pockets are usually very bulgy.

I'm not going to bring a purse out, I'll just rock the lesbian pockets tonight

Lesbian Pockets by YO-JO August 7, 2011