Johnny Anal 

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

Johnny Anal by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

Johnny crawl fish kinda night 

Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw

Austin’s having a “Johnny crawl fish kinda night”

Johnny crawl fish kinda night by Austys November 25, 2021

Johnny Moylan 

He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.

Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"

esshay, ima shank ya booo

Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Moylan by lol man 69696969696969696969 December 7, 2021

Johnny Depp Syndrome

When your accent changes frequently as a result of hanging out with people of a different speech pattern.

“When I hang out with my British friends too often, I develop a British accent.”
“Sounds like you’ve got Johnny Depp Syndrome!”

Johnny Depp Syndrome by LibbyAbercrombie December 16, 2021

Johnny Arpi 

Johnny Arpi is a good friend who would help you when ever he can, and he's someone who doesn't expect someone to repay him after he helps them, Johnny is also the kind of friend who would get you a gift even though you didn't get him one, Johnny is the best friend you could ever have

Person 1: man Johnny Arpi is such a good friend

Johnny Arpi by The king of monkeys December 25, 2021

Johnny Tambourine 

To be Johnny Tambourine you have to get absolutely black out drunk and be an absolute liability. Although you may be entertaining to your friends it doesn’t matter because you can’t remember most of the night

Mate I got so fucked last night I went full Johnny tambourine

Johnny Tambourine by Adam Quest January 1, 2022

Johnny Franks 

A soda water with lemon and lime, commonly ordered between drinks to rehydrate or by sober folks at bars

"Can i have a Johnny Franks please? " "Do you want that straight or with bitters?"

Johnny Franks by FliesenbodenromantikFTW January 7, 2022