jessa shock

jessa and daniel are together and astrologically compatible according to their zodiac signs :)

oh did you hear about jessa shock?
yeah I did!! kinda ship them thooo

by avocado_ofc May 8, 2022

jesse parker

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)

girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER

by StraightNotFound_ June 6, 2022

jesus on a fucking boat

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass

Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…

by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022

Jesselin

Jesselin’s are Weird, Goofy, and Sarcastic Girls, They Are Usually easy to Get along with, And keep secrets. They Can be annoying at Times, because They are very talkative, And they are usually energetic, But mostly Chill and calm.

Nice! she must be a Jesselin

by haxxker000 November 20, 2022

Jessica Tran

Jessica is an extremely kind and affectionate person with several unique personality traits that make her an interesting character that others wants to be around. Her fun and caring personality make her a great friend, whilst her confidence and compassion make her an excellent role model and leader.

Despite this vibrance and charisma that she brings to the room, she often falls asleep in class like an irresponsible school captain. She is renowned for her rumbling stomach (very relatable) which can turn heads from a mile away and is always getting mysterious bumps and bruises.

She enjoys sending others a cheeky little rickroll and loves acting and movies. However, her constant accusations of others having weird kinks is a facade for her own weird kink for bird cages. She also thinks she's really cool and calls herself "kawaii tiger" but laugh at others for liking pufferfish :(

Despite this, Jessica is a very intelligent, radiant and affectionate person whose smile exudes warmth and charisma. She is a very likeable person that others enjoy being around :)

kawaii tiger: "hey, what's your favourite song?"

jessica: "ummm, do you know the one that goes:

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU"

kawaii tiger: "wow typical jessica tran"

by owenwillyy December 3, 2022

Pure Jesus

When something is extremly awesome.(Picture it as a can of some liquid.)

Tom: How was that concert last night? Did it rock?
Nick: Man, It was Pure Jesus!!

by Jack Of Hearts!! April 1, 2009

Mello-jestic

usually when an animal or person is in or caught in a mellow yet majestic pose or action.

that bird looks so mello-jestic in the water everyone just stared in aw

by Izzie Spright♥ September 20, 2010