4-inches

A man with their dong being this long is most likely a 11-12 year old kid who always talks about weird shit like how "their penis is massive" and they always talk about how they can "cum" as if its something reall cool, in reality they shoot more blanks than a man with a Vasectomy.

"yeah my penis is like 10-inches long dude" (their dick is 4-inches) "i can cum" "i once nutted so far that it hit my window that was 10-metres away from me" "you know that feeling of nutting ay"

by TheExplainerOfEVERYTHING July 23, 2023

Bitch Itchy

When one's indulgence in self pitty becomes just as bad as a yeast infection .Bitch itchy!

You're being so bitch itchy!

by ADINA August 7, 2023

Two Incher

The phrase “Two Incher” is a slang term used by teenagers to mock their male friend’s genitalia size to be two inches. This would be a juxtaposition of the actual meaning for the term “Two Incher” as their genitalia would be always be over 6 inches; meaning the person insulting is saying the opposite of what they think the true meaning is.

Them: “Haha, you have a Two Incher”
Me: “Thanks for the compliment”
Them: “confused”

by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 11, 2023

1 inch

you have the smallest cock in the fucking world that prob smells like the cheese that has been siitting in the back of the fridge for 2 months the name they would usually have is archie bobbie and harry

girl 1: omg have you seen harrys dick pics girl 2: yea its like 1 inch hahaha

by GYATdestroyer September 17, 2023

1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

Six inch stinger

When a privileged white make covers his penis in hot sauce and proceeds to thrust themselves into the cavity of an unsuspecting person

Man I was at a party the other night and turn the light out and gave them the six inch stinger.

by Greasy nipple November 4, 2023

2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023