Snowy Bird Bath

When you snort cocaine off a ballsack stretched to imitate a bird bath.

"Last week on the boys footy trip, we all took turns in doing a Snowy Bird Bath"

by big willie won't February 3, 2022

Ceremonial Bathing Ritual

A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.

“Me and my husband performed a ceremonial bathing ritual last night”

by HigherPowerWiccan March 30, 2022

Bath and toaster

Something I would like to have
Also an amazing way to wake up

I’m so depressed and want to have a bath and toaster combo.

by Ianyourgod April 12, 2022

Ohio Bird Bath

The act of having a someone pour 2% milk into their mouth, adding a teaspoon of nesquik, and then proceeding to slowly dip your genitals into their full mouth.

Ally was craving chocolate milk and I was horny so we met in the middle and she agreed to an Ohio Bird Bath.

by Kornchips April 15, 2022

Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020

Sponge bath

When you bath with a bunch of spunges

My sponge bath was sticky

by Wyatts mom January 9, 2021

together bath

To together bath is an action or verb in the present tense. Together bath is to bathe together with another person, with no sexual thoughts or actions intended. Other tenses include: together bathed, will together bath, together bathing.

1: Do you want to together bath in the evening
2: Sure, but no homo
1: Yes, of course, you do know that you cannot have sexual thoughts while together bathing?

by anonymous January 29, 2021