not bathing

a irvin is an example of not bathing

not bathing is the definition of an irvin

by Dont bathe then December 04, 2020

Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.

"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."

by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022

Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 28, 2021

Bath and bed

When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.

He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.

by Anonymous Cardiff July 26, 2022

bath and bed

When somebody in your group can’t hack the days session so heads home for a bath and bed

They really can’t handle this session today, looks like it’ll be bath and bed for them soon

by Anonymous Cardiff August 02, 2022

Magic Bath

A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.

Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.

"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."

"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"

"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"

by DookSD July 31, 2008

2nd bath

When you sit in the bathtub so long that the water gets cold so you let the water out and refill the tub with hot water to get comfy again.

"I smoked too much weed and fell asleep in the tub so now it's 2nd bath time."

by TheHellsFawn September 09, 2022