He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
by The secret grafter November 08, 2020
Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 09, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021
Verb/Noun;
You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.
You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.
by Konqueso May 30, 2021
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025
The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor
by Grriracha May 15, 2016