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Club Cow

is a homosexual male, who is actively engaged in the gay club scene, that tends to eat large, unhealthy meals, several times a day. No matter now much a club cow eats, he somehow seems to maintain his thin, muscular figure without working out. How he does this, is unknown at this time.
A homosexual male eats a footlong hero from for dinner. When he is finished, his stomach is not bloated at all. It is flat and his 6-pack abs are still, very much visible. He is known a "Club Cow."
by Chris P Treat February 11, 2010
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fun club

random thing girls use to masturbate.
Hey, whyddaffuck did you buy that thing? it's AWFUL!
i thought it would do good as my new fun club, the last one bored me.
by RedRodRessRoss July 5, 2010
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Slug Club

Originating in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. Was a play on Professor Slughorn's name and his continual favoritism of students.

(Used usually after the words "in" or "part of".)

To be a teacher's pet without trying or even wanting to be a favorite. Most people in the "Slug Club" are called upon to answer questions, do unnecessary tasks and will receive numerous compliments from their teacher.
The student will be thoroughly embarrassed, which the teacher remains oblivious to.
Student 1: Oh no! Did you see how Professor kept pointing out how perfect my potions were today? How humiliating!

Student 2: Welcome o the Slug Club, mate.
by SusanBones September 15, 2010
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club sped

Instead of a turkey club for lunch, Bob had a club sped and now has fish goo in his mustache.
by TransMayernik April 22, 2005
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fight clubs

The really hot part of a man, sometimes a womens body. they lines that form on the stomach tracing the line of the hips, dissapearing under ones pants... leading towards the groin area. Brad pitt with his shirt off in Fight club.. had an amazing pair of these- hence the name 'fight clubs'
"He had the strongest stomach.. and ooh his fight clubs are so hot.. if i could trace my fingers along thos lines.. hmmmm yeah baby " lol :)
by Amyhopdog October 9, 2008
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donkey club

The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.
The bitch was trippin, so I donkey clubbed her ass and took off.
by Carl January 14, 2004
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fight club

the excuse you use when your stem cell research wears off, and you have to leave the girl you're making out with because your wrinkles are coming back at midnight. (futurama)
*making out* *wrinkles come back* oh god! gotta go, fight club!
by haiden1991 June 12, 2007
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