Look at Mel over there by the campfire. He is dancing around with a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else has a beer to sit with, looking at the fire . What a rainbow hedgehog!
by Bowslosski November 21, 2023
Get the Rainbow hedgehog mug.A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog
Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.
by Tokenship March 12, 2024
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When you spend so much money on a hobby that you decide to buy your way to becoming a YouTube authority on the topic.
by garbageandtrash March 12, 2024
Get the lance hedrick mug.As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.
A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.
Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.
Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024
Get the Cock Hedge mug.A financial theory and practice of continuously adjusting positions to neutralize risk, particularly associated with options trading. Dynamic Hedging involves constantly rebalancing a portfolio to maintain a desired risk profile, responding to market movements in real time. The theory argues that static hedges fail because markets move; dynamic hedging adapts. It's the difference between setting a course and staying it no matter what (static) versus constantly adjusting to wind and current (dynamic). In Taleb's work, dynamic hedging is both a practice and a metaphor: life requires constant adjustment, constant response to new information, constant rebalancing of risk. The theory that works for options also works for existence: you can't set and forget; you have to stay engaged, stay responsive, stay alive to change.
Example: "He'd set his investment strategy years ago and never touched it. The market had changed; he hadn't. Dynamic Hedging Theory would have told him to adjust, to rebalance, to respond. Instead, he watched his portfolio crumble, a static strategy in a dynamic world. The theory wasn't just about finance; it was about life."
by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026
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Use free-style Sovereign Hedonism immediately. Like we taught you, you retard... ...and stop being such a needy brain damaged rent boy, like you learned to be from your dad.
by The Kretin April 6, 2025
Get the Sovereign Hedonism mug.The same as " No Homo" but for a person of the opposite sex. A platonic cop out for an inappropriate compliment to a friend of the opposite of the 2 types of human.
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