frat guy

a guy who thinks he's better then everyone. when he's drunk he tries to hide it and show off that alcohol doesn't affect him, and then end up throwing up on the bar.

john : dude there are 12 people wanna fight me outside the bar!
matt : ok lets go kick some asses!.
john : wtf man we're only 2 !?
matt : it's ok i got it!!
john : dude stop acting like a frat guy! lets just wait for jack and the others to come over so we can fight back!!

"matt refused to wait and he ended up in hospital,"

by T-Jay October 2, 2013

internet tough guy

Someone who constantly talks about how bad and "hardcore" they are over the connected phone lines called the internet. These people usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. They also like to troll areas in chat and forums that contain such topics as: Martial Arts, Boxing, Fighting, Excercise, Weight Lifting, Wrestling etc. so they can compete with other lifeless internet whores for the sole purpose of determining who is the biggest nerd of them all. These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700. Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".

muscleman1596732: i bet joo wont say that to my face!
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111

by Joe August 30, 2004

pretty cool guy

A meme on the internet. The rule goes something like this:

i think <movie, game, book, group of people> is a pretty cool guy. eh <what the aforementioned subject does> and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think there will be blood is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks your milkshake and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think crime and punishment is a pretty cool guy. eh kills old ladies and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think monk is a pretty cool guy. eh is a afraid of everything and doesn't afraid of anything.

by AnonPGT April 26, 2008

gummied

to drape one's limp penis over a sleeping friends forehead, nose, ear, etc. so that it resembles laying a gummy worm across the sleeping individual. Bonus points are awarded for creativity, such as painting the penis prior to placement.

Hey, why is he so pissed?
I just gummied him, he woke up with my inch worm on his eye lid.
God damn you. That's the 3rd time you've gummied me this week!

by mchayden35 September 8, 2010

gunny rolls

Rolled sleeves of a Marine's cammie blouse that have been rolled very poorly and show that the Marine does not care how people see him in uniform. (could also be caused by waking up late for duty and having to roll your sleeves in just a few minuets.)

That Marine has disgusting gunny rolls, he must have woken up late today.

Look at his gunny rolls, he's such a shitbag

by DevilDogPOG October 24, 2011

gurfing

From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.

I'm gurfing chat !

by ryhverse November 19, 2022

filthy gusset

A very rotting stenching pussy

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015