Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man

Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose

by Lunarfl4r3 June 29, 2022

Reverse Goose

Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards

I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!

by score1x October 31, 2011

Goose

Cute little “innocent” fuckers known for attacking people

I heard a goose attacked Jerry yesterday, he barely made it out alive

by Almostbutnotquite November 16, 2019

Goose

Peace was never an option...

Hjonk, Hjonk Am Goose

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

ghost goosed

When you feel your but touch something or someone then turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

the gooses be goose'in

A group of people (or flock) are being extremely loud or just a nuisance

jamal: bro that group just walked is being loud
dre: for real bro the gooses be goose'in on god dawg

by Bahkari March 22, 2024

Goonie Goose

Girl/or Women that is "after you" for your money, or is only with you for their personal benefits.

"watch out for them goonie gooses, they all in it for yo money you see"

by East T January 31, 2010