shot the goose

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.

As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."

by cedmondsuek October 05, 2010

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Crazy Goose

Grey goose vodka mixed with orignal monster, and cranberry juiice.

last night was poppin i got crazy goose!

by Queenz Skinz January 25, 2011

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Crazy Goose

It’s simply you. You are the craziest goose ever.

“Diana got diagnosed as a crazy goose!”
“Uh-oh! She’s like you!”

by OG_GOD! November 04, 2022

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He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander.

A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.

Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.

by bdawgy0 July 07, 2023

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