Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

Duckie&Goose System

When friends are allowed to be together

Kyle and stacy used to duckie&goose system.

by GOOSE&DUCKIE February 3, 2020

Screwy goose

A grey goose screwdriver

James and Glenn were downing screwy goose's after they got back from the boardwalk.

by Jim and Glor August 20, 2011

the gooses be goose'in

A group of people (or flock) are being extremely loud or just a nuisance

jamal: bro that group just walked is being loud
dre: for real bro the gooses be goose'in on god dawg

by Bahkari March 22, 2024

ghost goosed

When you feel your but touch something or someone then turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

Reverse Goose

Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards

I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!

by score1x October 31, 2011

Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man

Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose

by Lunarfl4r3 June 29, 2022