lip gloss

A precious tube consisting of pure flavor, color, and motivation, used to seduce, shine, and
just to basically make your lips look sexy as hell. Brands such as Chanel, Lancome, Victoria's Secret Beauty Rush, and Bonnebell are especially known for their lip glosses. A squeeze tube of lip gloss should not be over applied on lips, to decrease chances of having gloppy lips. Wand lip gloss should be applied proportionately also. Results of wearing a variety of lip glosses at the same time may vary.

Naomi: Isabel, I love your new lip gloss! It smells JUST like Pink Lemonade!
Isabel: Thanks! I've been using Victoria's Secret Beauty rushes! They come in 32 yummy flavors!
Naomi: I know! I just got one that tastes and smells exactly like a cupcake!

by Naomi Kippzz August 4, 2007

gloopy

a thick gooey liquid-like substance

that syrup is really gloopy

by Corinna July 15, 2004

Voltaire's Angry Glove

You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.

I just performed Voltaire's Angry Glove on that puppy and now its dead

by Bryton Bradby November 1, 2007

Globalgasm

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.

"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"

by alberto calligaris April 9, 2008

Glorious Human

The one and only: Tim (@irvnstark), CEO of Heller Daily News and beloved Heller.

Wow, Tim truly is a glorious human and a gift to the fandom.

by ayyoyupthatsme July 16, 2021

Globalist

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.

Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already

by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 11, 2018

gloossary

not sure but microsoft word says its a word.

"lets look at the gloossary"

by edd wright May 5, 2006