Lady Gaga

A hermaphrodite(heshe), who is a freak. she wears wierd clothing,shitty wigs and a crap load of dollar store makeup. she once wore a dress made out of raw meat!(what a wierdo!) she sounds terrible and has to put special effects on her voice to make it sound less horrid. she has had a number of sex changes to be come a lady but still looks some what like Owen Wilsona in a dress with a bleached wig and dollar store makeup. her name also sounds like caca which means shit

person 1:oh my gawd! its lady gaga!
person 2: did you just say lady caca! hahaha

by baka kuso yaro April 27, 2011

Lady Gaga

A Sheman singer who is know for having a willy and a puss

Lady Gaga I don't want to poke your face

by Chuck1990 August 11, 2009

Lady Gaga

I don't like her. She's a whore who thinks she's beautiful, but you can never see her face. I admit, Just Dance is cool but then I heard Poker Face and the sound the same except for the lyrics, which are kinda dumb. She's often compared to Gwen Stefani. I'm not saying I hate her, just not a fan.

LadyGagaFan:"Oh my god! It's a Lady Gaga song!!!"
Me:"I don't like her"
LGF:"But isn't Poker Face awesome?"
Me:"It sounds just like Just Dance."
LGF:"She's so pretty though!"
Me:"Have you ever seen her face?"
LGF:"...."

by EveryonesACritic:( May 19, 2009

Gage

Gage is my boyfreind a gage is loyal trustworthy your best freind sticks by your side when times get rough never lets go always happy even when people are rude towards him protective handsome has deep green eyes and sandy colored hair freckles and hes 6'2 a gage is like a gigantic teddy bear that never stops loving you:) you truley need to meet a gage

me-hey what is th
at
gage-a gigantic teddy bear

by bellbell July 4, 2012

Lady Gaga

A musician of ambiguous gender, currently in direct competition with Susan Boyle for the title of Most Attractive New Singing Star. Boyle obviously has the edge on talent, but in terms of looks it's dead even.

I can't decide which of my senses is most offended by Lady Gaga: hearing or vision.

by klopek007 February 22, 2010

Gaged

Rowdy, drunken, foul, out-of-control behavior stemming from the absence of a pre-frontal cortex. Derived from the famous neuropsychological case of Phineas Gage, a rail road worker who had an iron rod blown into his head in 1848.

You were so Gaged last night you got the cop to pinky-promise not to arrest you if you failed the brethalizer!

by RowdyGage March 28, 2011

Lady GaGa

A Slutty Hermaphrodite known for garbage singles such as "Poker Face" & "Just Dance." She/He is the perfect example of how the Music industry is performing Hara-Kiri and allowing corporate businessmen bent on selling numbers rather than finding quality to take over. Her fans mainly consist of Teenagers, Metrosexuals, and Homosexuals, all who deny the fact that she/he has a Penis. She/He generally dresses in slutty and/or extremely strange outfits and hairdos in order to draw attention away from her Genitals. She/He nearly uses some form of Computer Editing to enhance his/her Vocals in all of his/her songs. She/He considers dancing as aligning one's self into sexual positions out of random. Her/His "Artistic" comments are piss poor and have little to or no relevance to the real world. She/He generally sings about sex like a lot of today's "Artists." She/He sends the message to sluts everywhere that living a life of sluttiness and stupidity can lead to fame or in her/his case, infamy. The day "Artists" like Lady GaGa are no longer famous, the music industry will pull it's head out of it's anus.

Philip: Dude, I just got the best handjob!

Stephen: From who?

Philip: Lady GaGa.

Stephen: Eww!

Philip: What?

Stephen: Do you know why she gives such good handies?

Philip: Why?

Stephen: What do you think?

*Three seconds later*

Philip: OH MY GOD!

*Philip shoots self with handgun*

by IrishEggroll June 24, 2011