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stucked when fucked 

A very unique term given to a couple or pair of partners that come into an ER with the problem of the male or dominate male penis is either stuck because a sphincter or muscle not releasing the males penisfrom an analor vaginal orifice.
No joke this happened.

I'm in the ER and two guys walk in doing a conga line motion. one holding the other and sweating profusely , in one look I could tell the guy behind the other was in major pain, so I move him and his partner to a private room and ask what was wrong. One begins to tell me they met at a trans and gaybar and one thing led to another well they had begun to have intercourseand after a long couple of hours the receiving partner orgasmsand the muscles in his anus clenched the giving partnerspenis,and would not release it. So after a moment of muscle relaxing injections into the partners rectalarea the second partner begins to sigh in relief as to his pain level lowering. After a few long moments the giving partners penis pops out and he says with a straight face says. That's what I call being stucked when fucked.

After they left I laughed for a couple of minutes to how crazy that was. The same thing happened a month later with same guy giving and his wife. So wow.
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all kinds of fucked up 

when something is so messed up you can't even describe it. totally wrong.
cop: that murder in the park was all kinds of fucked up.

And I fucked em right in the snowbank 

When you lay-out someone who is being a dick. Usually said in places with snow. Its said when your buddy is being a douche so you put him in his place.
Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

And I fucked em right in the snowbank 

When you lay-out someone for being a dick. Usually used in places with snow. It's said when your buddy is being a douche and you put him in his place.
Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

Straight Up-Fucked 

Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.
Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.

Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!

Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.

logitech mouse fucked

is when a person disasembles a logitech mouse and takes the motherboard and puts it up someones ass while it cuts up the inside.
dam i got logitech mouse fucked yesterday

the dog fucked the ass-kisser 

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.