fart monkey

term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.

Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.

by Peter Thaddeus June 1, 2006

Tongue punch your fart box

The use of a male or female tongue, in the act of licking or profusely sticking of the tongue back in forth into the male or females anus.

Im going to tongue punch your fart box as you give me head.

by tongue puncher 2010 August 11, 2010

Pop-Farts

Pastry scented farts.

Aw man! I have to stay home today, it looks like I got the Pop-Farts.

by That_Monster_Frisbee October 9, 2015

Farts and Darts

Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".

Farts and Darts

by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011

Fart Bag

1. A toy bag that you squeeze that makes farting noises.
2. Someone who farts a lot.

She likes to play with her whoopie cushion and she calls her whoopie cushion a fart bag. My co-worker farts a lot, he's such a fart bag.

by JayEssBee85 December 20, 2013

fart pipe

A huge, annoying, fake exhaust pipe added to the back of piece of s*** cars (Accords, Civics, Eclipses, etc) to make it produce a loud noise as the car accelerates. This does nothing but make the driver seem like an ass, though he doesn't notice because he's blasting his 50 cent CD too loudly. Mostly used by teenagers who think their car is badass. It makes guys who have nice cars (Firebirds, Trans Ams, Camaros, etc) laugh because we have REAL exhaust which is on a REAL car.

Ching Yong: I got this awesome fart pipe on my Civic today.
*FAAAAARRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTT*
Me: Well, I have an actual car with actual exhaust, which people don't laugh at as it's going down the street.
*Races off in Trans Am*

by Trans Am Guy March 15, 2007

manly fart

A fart that possesses very masculine qualities, meaning it (along with the one who ripped it) can be fairly judged as ‘manly’ by all spectators. Manly farts are likely to possess such masculine traits as strength (powerful enough to blow a hole in the farters’ pants), potency (stinks like an open sewer and sounds like a ships foghorn) and stamina (a manly fart must last at least three seconds whilst being ripped and the accompanying stink must hang in the air for at least five minutes). Though some people find farting embarrassing, a true manly fart is ALWAYS welcomed by the farter, who must own up to it with pride (assuming there’s any doubt as to who ripped it which, with a really good manly fart, is rare). Manly farts are usually ripped by males, often young men after a night of heavy beer drinking. However they can, in certain circumstances, be ripped by women who can then claim honorary manly fart status. However this is rare and, it has to be said, kind of gross.

Scott looked on with pride as his manly fart cleared the room in five seconds flat

by Greg T London January 3, 2007