Dutch Pillow

Derived from a popular and crude sexual maneuver practiced in the heavily Dutch area of Grand Rapids, Michigan. This involves anallingus with the traditional "raspberry maneuver", often used to ammuse babies by "raspberrying" the bellybutton, and a side to side head motion.

Your Dutch Pillow was the best I have had all week.

by Dave Carring August 5, 2004

dutch goggles

When you are having sexual intercourse with a woman that wears glasses and you cum on her glasses

Yeah she looks good but even better when she has dutch goggles on

by DeVil DeMonde January 3, 2005

dutch rider

A person who is too cheap to drive their own vehicle.

"I am tired of taking Ed to work, he is such a dutch rider!"

person 1 " Hey can I get a ride to the party?"
person 2 " No take your own car, quit being a dutch rider."

by jaxin January 27, 2007

Dutch Apple Pie

When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.

Dude, Alex, i totally Dutch Apple Pied my bitch last night!

by zak allen January 2, 2010

Dutch War

When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers.

In dutch wars, there are no winners, just really messy sheets.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Dutch Bicycle

A women who is prudent sexually. The opposite of "she's the town bicycle, everyone gets a ride".

That girl's a Dutch Bicycle, you can't ride it very far.

by Judge Octopus July 9, 2009

Dutch Hot Chocolate

To shit in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.

"Hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?" "oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!"

by Lift Ops January 11, 2010