girl next door

An average-looking, yet attractive, girl. Not too "she's out of my league".

Katy Perry is a girl next door-type.

by 54356475676745643`123542343345 May 16, 2010

side door

to discretely exit a social situation, leaving the remaining participants confused as to your wherebouts.

man, where the hell is dave? he must have pulled a side door.
yeah man, the guy's girlfriend was stressing me out so i side doored.

by lewmoz November 13, 2007

Shut the f........ront door

When you want to tell a person to shut up, you can be nice and say "hey dude, shut the fphhhhhr..ront door". The person will expect that you will say shut the fuck up.

Payten: bla bla bla bla
Reggie: hey, shut the f........ront door, its getting cold in here.

by nudesheep July 11, 2010

Shut the fridge door

A better version of the "Shut the front door" phrase, which eludes from the real phrase of "Shut the fuck up". This is a nice way to change the topic and be funny at the same time.

Person 1: Man why did Steve Jobs have to die?
Person 2: I miss Steve Jobs so much.
Person 3: I hate Steve Jobs, shut the fridge door about his face!!!!
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: Hey are you buying lunch today?
Person 1: Yeah I am...
<convo continues>

by 1stMrYellowThenVoluntaryOrange November 8, 2011

Dooring

Someone who drop kicks a swinging door when someone is on the other side to mortally injure them.

Shit, did you hear Tony went dooring this morning?

No, who'd he get?

He only went and doored the finance director

What a stupid wanker he's going to get a P45.

by Puffles July 15, 2009

native american doorbell

A lazy native american indian that sits in his/her car honking the horn because they are too lazy to get out of car and knock/ring doorbell.

Edgar went to pick up Romulus and Jonas for the Pow Wow early that evening, instead of being civil and putting down his 40oz, he just sits in his '82 El Camino blasting the native american doorbell.

by Whiskey Drunk April 28, 2010

Brazilian Doorknob

When the male inserts a doorknob up a freshley shaved ass hole. if the ass hole is not shaved it is considered as the rusty doorknob.

I love to perform the Brazilian Doorknob.

by scorallys January 18, 2010