dumpster fetus 

A fetus thrown in the garbage after a home coathanger abortion. Usually performed by young crackheads and various other female drug addicts.

I was going to name my band dumpster fetus, but figured it would be hard to book shows or sell records with a name like that.

dumpster fetus by Suicide assistant December 9, 2008

crotch dump 

n. A newborn baby

Look at my newborn crotch dump.

crotch dump by southernfury January 3, 2010

Text Dump 

Going to the bathroom (or other private place) exclusively to send/receive a text message. Usually to hide the fact that your texting someone other than the person/people you are with.

The boy I was on date with was lame, so at dinner I text dumped Sasha to see what she was up to when I ditched the loser.

Text Dump by Lord Rader January 25, 2011

Dump

(noun) 1. One who wallows in their own laziness. Extreme unproductiveness, watching sportscenter 4 times in one morning. Being a dump commonly occurs after a long night or day of drinking. Characterized by throwing in lips, hangovers, sleeping in unnecessarily, napping, or general slothfulness.

(verb) 1. participating in the act of being a dump

Noun - "(Insert name) you're being a dump lets go watch the football game"

Verb - "Let's stop dumping around and get some McDonalds"

Dump by KFout January 24, 2011

take a dump 

1) to take an enormous shit, especially in the way of a "power dump" where the excrement quickly and powerfully leaves your anus

2) When a machine or electronic stops working or breaks, for no particular reason. Also known as "shat the bed"

3) An exclamation often used by people when they want to tell somebody to "fuck off" but are too afraid. Often used by kids and teenagers. The word dump is enunciated in a long way, so as to be spelled duuuummmmppppp!!!

1) Dude, i have to take a dump!!!

2)Kid 1: Why can't we play your XBox?
Kid 2: Cuz it sucks and it took a dump.

3)Dad: Go clean your room!
Kid: Take a duuummmmpppp!!!

take a dump by HOWNOWBROWNCOW88 September 25, 2008

Dump

Short for Donald Trump.

Since "Donald Trump" is just too long to say, most people just say "Dump". Hey guys, did you hear? "Dump" is going to be our new president.

Dump by El Exquisito December 13, 2016

pump and dump 

when a guy has sex with a girl with the intent to only get a nut. it consists of 1 - 5 pumps or thrusts followed by ejaculation (dump his load) followed by the departure of the male to go back to the party or wherever it was that he met the victim of the "pump and dump"

much to sallys displeasure, her and jacks sexual experience at keegans party consisted of only a pump and dump in the bathroom.

pump and dump by SMairlines May 22, 2009