cooteralgia

pain in the cooter a.k.a. lightning crotch

The doctor told Cassie that she has cooteralgia

by adhaoihlkvsofidgh November 16, 2022

Cooterwhomp

The result of getting punched in the vagina or general pubic region.

She pissed me off so I gave her a cooterwhomp.

by QuiltMomster February 1, 2023

cooter

really high up somwhere etc.

she got me higher than a cooter

by cracker007 February 6, 2023

Cooter Cabin

A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.

You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.

That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!

by ProfessorGibbon April 23, 2023

cooter queefer

a cooter queefer is a person who queefs in their cooter.

person a: damn you got a sweet cooter queefer
person b: thank you, you too!

by i am inside your cooter May 11, 2023

Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.

Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.

by Major Pewp May 15, 2023

Cooter Coaster

A pad worn by women to absorb menstrual discharge.

Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"

Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."

by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023