country Music

A music style that used to be about "Cowboys" and "Tractors" and shit. The music was almost always made by a fiddle, acoustic guitar, harmonica, and/or a chello.

Now, country music is basicly just badly done rock-guitar pop-ballads (or repitive piano pop-ballads) with such themes as "My Wife Left Me", "Im Leaving my Husband", "my Spouse is Dead or a thousnad miles away and i am lonley", and "Drinking Songs", sung by untalented Males who all try to sound the same, and females who either sing like a hurt timid female, or a Strong Independent Woman Who is Leaving Her Boyfriend For Some Unknown Reason.

Hell, modern country wouldnt even be considered country music if it didnt include that stupid highpitched country noise (i cant describe it. If you have heard country music, you know what im talking about) made by some unknown instrument.

"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" is country music.
Not
"I love this Bar"

by Metal Head June 24, 2004

ann coulter

A know-it-all bitch.

Ann Coulter is a bitch.
Really? I thought she was a cunt.

by ihateconservatives December 28, 2005

ann coulter

A rather unpleasant woman who appears on talk shows and spouts average conservative talking points with a healthy dose of invective and vitriol. She also writes books of questionable originality with more of the same. Coulter thrives on attention and is best ignored.

Person 1: Ann Coulter is coming to campus! Let's protest

Me: No, let's ignore her. Then she loses her power.

by duritz February 7, 2007

Countered

A word used to describe some-one being countered at a game or in a fight (verbally, physically).

Examples:

1) 'Shit blud, you just got countered!'

2) Boy 1: 'Haha, your mum was good last night.'

Boy 2: 'Not what she said about your penis!'

Boy 3: 'Countered!'

3) 'I'm so 1337 I countered this fag with claymore on cod4!'

by harmes May 26, 2009

country pie hole

(n.) A good ole' boy from a rural town that is set in his ways and is sure his way is the right way. Usually these boys travel in packs of three or four and live even farther up into the hills than the town they live near already is.

That country pie hole eats steak for lunch with no utensils, just his hands.

by Space-n-ater October 5, 2005

counterstain

After a person has stained your carpet with bodily fluid, you go to their house, and stain their carpet right back.

J: "He just came all over my carpet, I'm gonna have to go to his house and counterstain."

by ixxsilence April 4, 2008

Countertits

Fake Boobs.

Guy 1 : "Hey man you check out that cougar sittin by the bar?"

Guy 2: "Yea man, she's hott. Those Countertits must have cost her a fortune!"

by irnvs034 June 21, 2009