Cutting the penis into three parts and planting a brain into each, giving the three parts sentience.
by iimcrimson February 26, 2024
Get the Cerberusing mug.by SoundSpade March 22, 2024
Get the Corner Guy mug.(noun) a position involving four people, three of them on their hand and knees with a belt or rope around their necks and a forth person holding these like a leash.
by notanorange December 14, 2024
Get the Cerberus mug.verb: To subtly but firmly place someone in a position where romantic or physical interaction is explicitly avoided, often by directing them toward a literal or metaphorical corner of a room.
noun: A social situation in which one person enforces a physical boundary by steering another into a corner, reinforcing a mild but undeniable form of rejection.
noun: A social situation in which one person enforces a physical boundary by steering another into a corner, reinforcing a mild but undeniable form of rejection.
"I thought we had a moment, but then she casually pointed to a painting in the farthest corner and told me to check it out. Total cornerzone."
by corwinofamber January 29, 2025
Get the cornerzone mug.verb: To subtly but firmly place someone in a position where romantic or physical interaction is explicitly avoided, often by directing them toward a literal or metaphorical corner of a room.
noun: A social situation in which one person enforces a physical boundary by steering another into a corner, reinforcing a mild but undeniable form of rejection.
noun: A social situation in which one person enforces a physical boundary by steering another into a corner, reinforcing a mild but undeniable form of rejection.
"I thought we had a moment, but then she casually pointed to a painting in the farthest corner and told me to check it out. Total cornerzone."
by corwinofamber January 29, 2025
Get the cornerzone mug.noun
A loyal regular of the café formerly known as Cathy’s Corner, now proudly run by Cathy’s daughter Janice, who renamed it Upsooke Eatery to mark the next chapter of a Sooke institution. Cornerites are the die‑hards who stuck with the place through the handover, the rebrand, and every muffin rotation in between.
Traits of a Cornerite:
- Still calls it “Cathy’s” at least half the time
- Knows Janice grew up doing homework in the back booth
- Treats Upsooke Eatery like a community living room
- Has a favourite table and will defend it with quiet, polite ferocity
- Can identify other Cornerites by their order alone
Example:
“Ever since Janice took over and turned Cathy’s into Upsooke Eatery, the Cornerites have only gotten more dedicated—some of them haven’t missed a morning in twenty years.”
A loyal regular of the café formerly known as Cathy’s Corner, now proudly run by Cathy’s daughter Janice, who renamed it Upsooke Eatery to mark the next chapter of a Sooke institution. Cornerites are the die‑hards who stuck with the place through the handover, the rebrand, and every muffin rotation in between.
Traits of a Cornerite:
- Still calls it “Cathy’s” at least half the time
- Knows Janice grew up doing homework in the back booth
- Treats Upsooke Eatery like a community living room
- Has a favourite table and will defend it with quiet, polite ferocity
- Can identify other Cornerites by their order alone
Example:
“Ever since Janice took over and turned Cathy’s into Upsooke Eatery, the Cornerites have only gotten more dedicated—some of them haven’t missed a morning in twenty years.”
Example:
“Ever since Janice took over and turned Cathy’s into Upsooke Eatery, the Cornerites have only gotten more dedicated—some of them haven’t missed a morning in twenty years.”
“Ever since Janice took over and turned Cathy’s into Upsooke Eatery, the Cornerites have only gotten more dedicated—some of them haven’t missed a morning in twenty years.”
by doogers February 10, 2026
Get the Cornerite mug.We played truth or dare at the party last night. David was the first to pick dare, so we poured him a shot of Cerberus' Dogwater.
by onepostwonder February 18, 2025
Get the Cerberus' Dogwater mug.