Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

Arthur cooke

Arthur Cooke is literally he most sexy individual man alive. He is just really epicly cool and radical and he has lots of friends who never make fun of him

Dont you wish Arthur Cooke loved you?

by Small skinny January 15, 2021

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

Jenna Coker-Jones

Someone who’s always happy, with the most infectious smile and the most perfect laugh, someone who’s an inspiration without even knowing it.

Jenna Coker-Jones is perfect.

by ccarriee April 11, 2021

Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.

So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.

by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021

Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.

Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.

by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021

Conor Cooke

IBA boxing fighter most commonly known for his ability to take any punch what so ever and keep marching forward, also responsible for arguably the best fight in WBA history between him and Paul O’Driscoll.

Who is that guy covered in blood, taking punches and still stands tall?

That's Conor Cooke

by madonestyl November 5, 2021