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Cock Music

1. a genre of music characterized by mixing several genres in one song, often in sections, and the use of non-musical sounds (clanging, beeping, whirring, non-harmonic synths, etc.); noise music

2. music for sexy people

cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
"we want kai cock music. kai noise music. i want his solo album to wreck my fucking ears from all the sirens and bed squeaks"

"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
by NickHatesYou September 13, 2020
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my cock

Looooong
My cock is long
by Binadicked cumberbach May 1, 2016
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cock-squats

A sexual position where a person squats onto a cock with their feet planted firmly on the ground and proceeds to lift themselves up and down using solely leg power. So named because of the visual similarity to the excercise - squats. This position works best if the man (who's lying on his back) doesn't move too much. Let the cock squater do all the work.
Wow, that dancer has real strong legs...I bet she'd be great at cock-squats.
by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005
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Cock Chestnar

One of the many nicknames for the UFC fighter/former WWE Superstar known as Brock Lesnar. This one having to do with the phallic tatoo on his chest.
Yo, wtf is that on Brock's chest?...Dude, it's Cock Chestnar!
by BrBBQ4life July 13, 2010
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cock bench

A male jail ho who is constantly sexually abused up the anus, he may be on his hands and knees in the form of a bench.
Hey man i hear your dad got cock benched in jail last night, i bet he got filled with at least a litre of jizz
by Mark spark September 28, 2004
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sailing for cock

sailing for cock

v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock

This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.
Emily was sailing for cock last night, but luckily captain Buckalas was there to give it to her.
by Fast Ed December 10, 2009
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Quarter-Cocked

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.
Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.
by Chattom, E August 30, 2007
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