Canadian Fuck Trophy

When a white girl gets knocked up by a black male and has to care for the child, but is proud that her baby is half black.

Look at that dirty white chick carrying her Canadian Fuck Trophy around!

by Nasty Dave June 14, 2019

Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

by JohnnySage August 18, 2019

Canada Goose Ting

When the mighty Fabz grants you with the drip ❄️🔥🥶💧

“Canada Goose Ting ❄️“ - fabz_yolo_yo

by fabz_yolo_yo September 1, 2019

Canadian Goose

Someone often by the name of Tom

Friend: Ayo Tom, what species are you?
Tom: Canadian Goose mate

by Wagwan_piff_ting November 20, 2019

Canadian Tugboat

When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out

After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting beard hairs all day!

by Timma366 September 13, 2020

Canadian Slobby Dobby

The act of covering a man’s penis in maple syrup and giving him a sloppy and sticky blowjob. After he cums (in your mouth, specifically), you spit some into his mouth, and you both scream, “Oh, Canada!” while both your mouths are full of maple cum.

Susan gave me a Canadian slobby dobby in the bathroom at the hockey game last night. I think I wanna marry her, eh?

by Canadiangooseses December 18, 2021

Southern Canada

A region including Minnesota, Dakota, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

"My friend Tim is from Michigan, it's in Southern Canada."

by El Walkerama August 28, 2017