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crack-tarded 

the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).
'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!
crack-tarded by baby's mama July 20, 2011

crack the pepper 

When you get a 2 handed blow job or hand job, it looks like they're using a pepper shaker.
Man I hooked up with Shelby last night! She really knows how to crack the pepper!
crack the pepper by Richie C. January 21, 2016

crack ass 

1. somebody who is addicted to crack
2. somebody who blazed that shit up every day
3. my friend Noah who failed no nut November already
1. bruh you're such crack ass you need a new set of teeth
2. someone: did you see Charles he was blazing that shit up me: oh yeah what a crack ass
3. Noah: thank god I nutted before November i did it last night. me: last night is was the 1st. Noah: shit...=][';l,mn

Crack a rim 

you really know how to crack a rim bro!
Crack a rim by jeffrey effrey March 16, 2007

crack chicken 

The chicken burgers that Wendy's makes, usually reffering to the spicy chicken burger. Any food from Wendy's can be reffered to as crack. The slang comes from the addictive quality of Wendy's food.
"Lets go and get some crack chicken, I'm going into withdrawal!"
"Good idea... so addictive."
crack chicken by senna_trem September 25, 2005

crack a fat 

dont crack a fat over her cuz she will look like her mother in 10 years