christel

beutiful sexy and stunning girl that will always keep a smile on someones face. a bit selfish sometimes but will always sort it out .this girls in young life is not so popular or hubba hubba but will tern to a godess in a few years time .she is also very funny and is a class clown in nearly every lesson!if you get this girl angry you might be in a hostpital bed and a body part maybe irratated a girl named christel usually has long blonde-ginger hair and blue-green eyes

christel grait in bed
everyone dreams of christel
christel is a amazing friend

by true-facts94 August 8, 2018

Christina

Christina is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is kind, generous, an incredible friend. She is beautiful, has the perfect body and loves God. Christina is one of the most kind hearted people you will ever meet, in low times, she'll nag you until you're better. She is the funniest person you will ever meet, her and her best friend's humour is gold and unique. Nothing can top it. She is a very academically talented girl who is fantastic at art. Christina's deserve the best and will never fail to make you smile, but don't forget to return the favour, make her feel loved too. Any boy which gets her has her the best of the best. That's Christina.

Person 1:Who's that? She's so smart and talented!
Person 2: Who her? That's Christina, she's beautiful isn't she?
Person 1: Very.

by Whosthatorange November 2, 2020

chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.

Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!

by d115 February 17, 2009

christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.

Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Christmacrastinating

This is what you do instead of writing your Christmas cards, finishing your Christmas shopping, or making fabulous baked goods for all your friends, co-workers and relatives.

She didn't get a gift for her brother because she spent too much time Christmacrastinating on Facebook.

by Writer Mom December 23, 2008

christmas ornament

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009

christile

An amazing girl who is both interesting to talk to about funny and goofy things, as well as someone who you can speak to about dreams and whatnot. She's around 4'10, tiny, but her booty makes up about 98% of her weight.

Look at Christile, she's with her best friend Ethan again, lucky dude.

by ethanovacane June 8, 2014