Caleb

Someone who says they have a big penis but actually small. Would give the fattest dick to Real Madrid and love to sucks massive dick at fifa. They also love women with the name of Hana.

"Hey, is that a Caleb I see?"
-"Yeah, you can see he making out with Hana right now."

by Badger2002 February 23, 2019

Larry the Cableguy

Larry the Cable Guy is a famous comedian, known best for his participation in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. His act consists of acting like a redneck, and makes millions with it because he's so good at it. His catchphrases are the ever popular "Git-R-done", and "That's funny right there".

Watched a bit of Larry the Cableguy last night, laughed my ass off.

by BlueCollarFan23 May 26, 2009

caleb

a total asswipe that ditches his "best friends" to mac on every girl in the group. drinks diarrhea through a curly straw and leaves a clevland steamer on his moms chest every day before he goes to school. sticks ferrets up his ass to help clean up the jiz stains that accumulate from anal sex. a total fuckface

"quit bein such a caleb"

by dildo muncher January 14, 2008

callet

"You."

A word used to finish off a sentence addressed to a friend.

"Hey, what is up, callet?"

by Kain December 10, 2003

caleb w

A gay horse that likes to put it in men with dignity. This horse never turns down a man, but always turns down other horses.

The position of the horse and the man has a "W" shape.

Yeah, the other day i saw a caleb w and it didn't look pretty.

by crotch rockett July 19, 2009

Caleb

They type of guy who is bad and dont care what anyone says and he smokes and has sex every ever girl he can find. He always blackmails people to try and get his way, he always gets his way. His momma and step dad dont give a fuck about him or his brother. He needs to understand he isnt always going to get his way and i cant wait til u go to jail because u on ur 2nd strike with the cops... Literally cant wait.

Dont be a mini caleb kids

by Ur mother fucking ... January 21, 2018

Caleb

A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...

Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO

by Caleb Kerswill March 23, 2019