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Japanese Businessman

Hunny, have you finished ironing my pants? I'm Japanese businessmaning it over here.
by Falkrey June 25, 2010
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burinating

The process your body goes through after becoming completely trashed from drinking a load of beer.
Damn dude, you definitely just burinated on my couch. GET A DIAPER!
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Wow my girl snoopy's been to the bathroom at least 10 times tonight, must be burinating.
by Lil Stomp January 1, 2005
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budin

by lynx_£ June 14, 2018
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Give him the business

This is when you tear out all those business reply flyers in magazines and send them to your buds to piss them off.
Juan is being a jerk off so I will give him the business. Wait til he gets those magazines, and porn catalogs in the mail, hahaha. Asshole.
by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
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Handle Business

smokin' out with the homeboys.
Damn foo, lets handle business!
by Austin March 6, 2004
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Givin Em The Business

v. The action or motion of a father handing the deed of his meat company to his son. Usually during bearded anal sex.
Teddy's papa was givin em the business last night.
by rerry January 10, 2008
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Just start a business

A conservative fallacy. Whenever a liberal or leftist mentions income inequality, poor working conditions or the many problems created by hierarchical systems: right-wingers, conservatives and 'libertarians' will inevitably resort to the 'just start a business' retort. The problems with this adage are A) it isn't possible for everyone to start a business, for a variety of reasons (e.g. most people do not possess the necessary startup capital). B) if everyone started their own business then there would be no workers available to work within each business, and C) most leftists are opposed to the concept of heirarchy in business, so starting their own business wouldn't solve the problem of heirarchy (if you're against the existence of bosses, becoming a boss does not solve the problem). The fallacy is common among pampered prep-boys who have never had to work a day in their lives.
Leftist: I hate the fact that people have to work 40 hours a week for 40 years just to earn their right to survive.
Conservative: Just start a business, then you won't have to do this.
Leftist: How does this solve the problem? I'll just be joining the ranks of those I despise.
Conservative: Yeah but you won't be a wage-slave anymore.
Leftist: Yes, but I don't just care about myself; I'm interested in the working conditions of all people.
Conservative: Lol w/e bosses work even harder bro.
Leftist: That proves my point, even bosses aren't exempt from the treadmill.
Conservative: You're just lazy lol, just start a business you lazy welfare sponge.
Leftist: How old are you?
Conservative: All Lives matter.
by Dial M for Money September 21, 2020
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