butt-weasel

A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.

When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.

by knowman March 10, 2008

Buttacuponapoostick

When you get high then run around with a goat named buckley.

I got buttacuponapoostick when i seen my cat hump a box of wheaties

by Froot Loop The Magical Beaver March 10, 2004

butt voyager

a person who takes a keen interest in exploring the deep space of anal sex.

turning away from vaginal intercourse, Gus decided to do some exploring and became a butt voyager.

by dakevster December 16, 2006

butt booty naked

when a person is naked to the fullest extent

that chick last night night got butt booty naked at the park in front of everybody.

by lady candace April 21, 2008

butt bandit

a small asian man who runs around and pulls his pants down and puts his ass on things. As he does this he then proceeds to yell out the name of the object in which his butt cheeks are grazing.

"Ahh my ass un key boad"
"Ahh my ass un yo compua"

by chaouwdtieey August 15, 2003

Nip it in the butt

To keep something in check. To stop someone from getting out of line.

It comes for rounding up cattle with cattle dog, witch will nip the cows from behind to make them move.

Those kids were getting out of control. I had to “Nip it in the butt” early to get them back in line.

by Craigoss November 26, 2018

butt whipe

Is a certified nursing assistant in nursing homes who likes to whipe butts.

Cody is a butt whipe because he's in CNA.

by NarcofCisco December 3, 2005